so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:
you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!
go forth and blaspheme
I am laughing so hard.
Suddenly everything is beautiful.
This is so beautiful.
During a game in Costa Rica, Garrincha dribbled past his opponents. As he arrived in front of the goal he pretended to shoot, but instead in an ironical gesture he dribbled around the goalkeeper. Finally, he shot the ball through the goalie’s legs. […]. When his [surprised] colleagues asked why he had not scored earlier, he replied: ‘Well, the goalie didn’t open his legs earlier!’Football and The political significance of style - memory and modern: popular culture in Latin America.
how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing